RadioShack

the worst electronics store ever...at one time was slightly better then Best Buy

You've got questions, we don't give a shit.

92👍 79👎

Pizza Hut

Their food isn't that bad. Most of the time.

Forty minutes after placing my Pizza Hut order, I got my pizza undercooked, and cold, and with the wrong toppings.

268👍 129👎

good music

Jazz, rock, classical music, some forms of techno, anything that's not played on MTV, B.E.T., or the Top 40 radio station.

The Internet is also another source of good music. Too bad the RIAA is trying to shut that down.

44👍 72👎

Vanilla Coke

It tastes alright, but I sure wish Coca Cola created Strawberry Coke instead.

Oh well....

7👍 13👎

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

39👍 79👎

mercenary

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

375👍 79👎

ironic

An adjective to describe the opposite of something expected.

It was ironic that no black people died in the X-Men movie, given that it was a Sci-fi movie.

15👍 38👎