N-Gage

what the Hell were the folks at NOKIA smoking when they designed this ghastly device? You actually have to hold the phone with its width next to your ear in order to communicate, and they could have included better launch games which you can only play by first removing the battery and then adding or changing the cartridge. Not to mention the ridiculous price range. Definitely a concept designed for failure.

If NOKIA had designed the cartridge slot on the external part of N-Gage, and designed it more like a pocket calculator like many of NOKIA's cellphone product lines, and cut the price in half, the N-Gage might do a little bit better.

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utopia

A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.

Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.

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Barney

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

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meat alternatives

Even far less healthy than eating real meat, because of all the artificial chemicals and preservatives and colorings and flavorings and storage conditions.

The soy shit that's promoted by VegetariaNAZIs.

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winamp

A half-decent media-player. Doesn't play module files very well.

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PC

Personal Computer. A highly flexible, powerful platform. Worth the price tag because you can do a whole lot more shit on it than you can ever do on a console such as typing up a document, image editing, music and video creation, and creating games. Will always be around when consoles systems rise and fall. The platform used to create all console games. The platform where all console games will eventually be emulated on.

I'll just stick to my trusty old PC for my gaming needs ;^D

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hit man

An assassin who is often hired and paid well by mob bosses or divorced folks to go kill off those who financially burden them.

The neighbor was arrested for hiring a hit man to "do" his ex-wife. Unfortunately, the hit man was an undercover police officer.

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