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politics

The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.

by AYB April 27, 2003

367πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Taco Bell dog

The ratlike-dog, or Chihuahua, which once appeared in many Taco Bell advertisements from the late 1990s to the early 2000s.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Taco Bell dog met its demise by accidentally falling into the meat grinder.

by AYB October 11, 2003

47πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


job

A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"

Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.

by AYB October 18, 2003

576πŸ‘ 149πŸ‘Ž


tomorrows nobody

Today's pop star, sports player, televangelist, movie star, fad guru.

Rappers are an example of tomorrow's nobodies.

by AYB June 22, 2003

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


jumping the shark

A semi-popular phrase for "selling out" or turning into shit.

The Ren and Stimpy show jumped the shark when Nickolodeon bought all the rights to make the show.

by AYB June 20, 2003

82πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


fortune cookie

THe dessert served with Chinese Food.

I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.

by AYB February 20, 2003

133πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


I love the 80's

The VH1 take on the 1980s sucks dog-shit. They did the documentaries as if rock and hip-hop did not exist before 1990. Instead, VH1 only focuses on the hair, the hair, and nothing but the hair. The hair sucked alright, but that was NOT the only thing significant about the 80's. Sheesh.

I love the 80's, but not according to the opinions of the assholes who run VH1.

by AYB October 15, 2003

17πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž