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Kentucky Fried Chicken
The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.
Nobody needs a little KFC because they don't do their chicken right.
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A scavenger bird that feeds off dead animals or whatever edible garbage it finds.
The raven is perfectly adapted to city life because the abundance of trash and roadkill gives it less need to scavenge far and wide for food.
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Soda or pop. This word is used to help people understand that both are the same thing.
Customer: I would like a medium soda.
Server: Wha?
Customer: I SAID, Iwould like a fucking soda! What part of that don't you fucking understand?
Server: Oh, do you mean soda?
Customer: I don't want no goddamn water! I said I want a fucking Coca Cola!
Server: Then you need a sodapop then.
Customer: Whatever. Just get me my fucking soda already!
A shortened version of fo' shizzly my nizzle.
Fo' shizzle, my nizzle, cos I gots to go sizzle.
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Will NEVER happen, regardless of what the politician spews out of his/her ass.
World peace will never exist because humans are simply bloodthirsty predators with larger brains for plotting out newer and better ways of killing and causing more violence.
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A legal amphetamine which is found in the leaves and flowers of the tea plant, or the seeds of coffee and cacao/cocoa plants.
Jolt Cola has twice as much caffeine as Mountain Dew.
Some chocolates have a higher concentration of caffeine than others.
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