aliens

An excellent science fiction movie series. Features a race of insect-like aliens called Xenomorphs, which have acidic blood and a collective mentality. They lay eggs like normal insects, but the larvae can only mature into adults by leaping onto a host organism's face and injecting themselves dow into the digestive tract. The adults burrow themselves out of the host, killing it in the process.
Basically, if you have an alien Xenomorph on your planet, your species is doomed.

Not even the Marines were tough enough to face the Xenomorphs in the Aliens movie.

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Roadkill

A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.

Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.

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zealot

One who is religiously devoted to an ideal, cause, object, person, or culture. Typically to an extreme.

Zealots are also found in the modern day world. For instance, there are nerds, Linux users, anime fanatics, Vegetarians, teenyboppers, Republicans, Democrats, and Amway salesmen.

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Totally spies

This is anime??? More like pure shit to me. It even has all the annoying cliches and political correctness that clearly seperates it from a REAL anime.

I tried watching Totally Spies and I changed the channel six minutes into the show.

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MSG'd

Can also mean "ripped off by filler substances in the food".

What happens when you leave a restaurant full and arrive home twenty minutes later hungry.

I swear I ate three plates of food at that buffet restaurant, and I'm hungry again. I've been MSG'd

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racist

A label given to a person, or group of people who hate/dislike those who belong to a different race. This typically applies to hatred based on skin-color.

The KKK is a racist organization.

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what the ladies want

Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.

It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.

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