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Mountain Dew

A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.

although Jolt cola has more caffeine.

by AYB April 8, 2003

98πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


peyote

The gift that the Native Americans gave to the world.

Peyote is just as good as shrooms.

by AYB April 7, 2003

328πŸ‘ 148πŸ‘Ž


road rules

MTV's Real World on wheels. Basically as boring as any other road-trip-based reality TV show that doesn't involve high-speed police chases.

MTV also devotes at least 8 hours a day to Road Rules reruns/marathons.

by AYB July 12, 2003

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fornicate

To have sex. Once used in formal speech a long time ago.

Claudius snuck over the wall so he could fornicate with his neighbor's wife.

by AYB April 2, 2003

251πŸ‘ 213πŸ‘Ž


god

A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.

God is the answer to all problems. Not technology, logic, education, because they are evil and not of God.

by AYB February 8, 2003

524πŸ‘ 535πŸ‘Ž


preecha

Ebonics for preacher.

by AYB March 31, 2003

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cartridge

An external data storage device that is connected to a computer or other recording device through a specially designed slot.

Before the CD-ROM was invented, most videogames were stored in cartridges.

by AYB April 10, 2003

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž