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A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.
although Jolt cola has more caffeine.
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The gift that the Native Americans gave to the world.
Peyote is just as good as shrooms.
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MTV's Real World on wheels. Basically as boring as any other road-trip-based reality TV show that doesn't involve high-speed police chases.
MTV also devotes at least 8 hours a day to Road Rules reruns/marathons.
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To have sex. Once used in formal speech a long time ago.
Claudius snuck over the wall so he could fornicate with his neighbor's wife.
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A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.
God is the answer to all problems. Not technology, logic, education, because they are evil and not of God.
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What a plant uses to extract water and nutrients from the soil.
Dandelions are hard to get rid of because their deep roots can break off and regenerate the plant that is pulled out.
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Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.
I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.
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