tofu

A cheese-like product made from mixing soy beans with Plaster of Paris. Now used in products that try to imitate meat.

I tried a Boca burger after hearing from the vegetarians that soy tofu is healthier than meat. Ever since I bit into that soy burger, I vowed never to be tricked by those vege-bastards again! Also, I had a hard time eating anything else after that because that horrible-tasting shit-for-a-burger left a metallic taste in my mouth for hours.

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cooties

Slang term for head lice.
Also some childish urban legend that a person contracts lice from contact with females. Probably dates back to a time when people never bathed and the risk of getting a disease was high.

I remember back in the days when kids were afraid of getting "cooties" from girls, until they reached adolescence and learned about sex.

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amphibious

Capable of going on land and water.

Nowadays, tanks are built to be amphibious for surprise attacks.

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skoo

Ebonics for "school".

I ain't goin to skoo coz I hafta lern shit.

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Titanic

The ship that was claimed by engineers to be the Unsinkable until a mere iceberg turned that fucker into one of the most embarassing failures of he 20th century.

The movie was also shit.

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yellow fever

A potentially fatal disease carried by bloodsucking insects such as mosquitos. Common in tropical areas.

The Panama Canal took several years to finish because most of the workers succumbed to yellow fever and other mosquito-borne illnesses.

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SEGA Saturn

The best 32-bit console for 2D games ever.

Capcom fighting games for the SEGA Saturn are still superior to the shit on the Playstation.

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