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super nintendo

a.k.a: Super NES

The Last Great Console. The system which won the 16-bit console war by a mile against the SEGA Genesis.

Super Metroid for the Super Nintendo is a helluva lot better than the Quake ripoff on the Nintendo Gamecube known as Metroid Prime.

by AYB February 20, 2003

34πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


scrooge

A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.

At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!

by AYB March 13, 2003

63πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Amway

A cult that promotes its expensive products in order to convert potential followers.

I think i will work for Amway now that my house is chock full of useless Amway products that cost ten times as much as products I can buy at a local store.

by AYB April 6, 2003

167πŸ‘ 149πŸ‘Ž


jazz

The best music ever made by black people. Very pleasant to the ear when the piano and the saxaphone are used in the composition.

Some styles of jazz, when mixed with techno, produce a musical harmony unmatched by any other musical genre.

by AYB September 19, 2003

33πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


smurf

One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.

The Smurfs show sucked.

by AYB March 23, 2003

62πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


rapper

Used to be a formal word to describe an urban street-poet. Now it describes anyone who can make up as many cuss words within one minute or talk obscenely about drugs, violence, sex, and money while playing an infinitely-looped drum or synth sample in the background.

Puff Daddy and Eminem are not real rappers.

by AYB February 23, 2003

147πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž