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Avocado

The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.

The avocadoes sold at your local store taste like shit because they are not ripe when they are picked.

by AYB March 8, 2003

46πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


psycho

A person with severe mental problems, typically harmful. Can also refer to schizophrenics and women.

That bitch was a psycho. She tried to cut my dick off with a plastic knife.

by AYB February 17, 2003

34πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


fo' sheezy my neezy

Yet another variation of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

I gotta go fo' sheezy my neezy with my girl tonight.

by AYB February 8, 2003

6πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


sega cd

This SEGA console would have fared better if the company didn't spend more of their time making horrible-quality interactive movies and just focused on making games which fully exploited the power of the console.

Sonic CD, Eternal Champions, Dune, and Shining Force were some of the best games for the SEGA CD.

by AYB October 31, 2003

36πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Total Request Live

It's not even a show. It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.

Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.

by AYB June 20, 2003

37πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Total Request Live

Total Rehash Live. The songs you hear on this show are the same fucking songs you hear being played EVERYWHERE!

By watching the teenybopper-rigged Total Request Live, I already know which stars will win the MTV Music Awards and the Grammy Awards.

by AYB April 6, 2003

17πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


D.A.R.E.

A program that's supposed to teach children about the dangers of drug abuse. And by the looks of things, the program has already failed miserably to keep kids off drugs.

The schools might as well let the kids shoot and smoke all they want.

by AYB April 2, 2003

83πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž