cookie

A text file that is saved to your computer's hard drive every time you access a page on the Internet. A cookie file sends the information to advertizement agencies who will use the information to spam you with junk mail.

I have to download a program which destroys cookies so I won't get spammed.

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Dutch

A group of people in Western Europe who are experts at turning marshlands and estuaries into fertile farmland and residential areas.

The Netherlands is an excellent example of Dutch ingenuity and genius, because most of the country is built on land reclaimed from the violent, storm-ridden North Sea.

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Photoshop

An image editing program made by Adobe corporation.

I did this artistic masterpiece with cheap photoshop effects.

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boy band

Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.

How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?

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Dead or Alive

A 3d fighting game which is yet another ripoff of SEGA's Virtua Fighter, except that Dead or Alive caters to the lowest common denominator by featuring female characters with perfect bouncing breasts and plenty of panty-revealing kicks. Basically, the virtual chicks practically make the game sell itself well since, after all, there are plenty of sexually-repressed teenage/college males out there who will never score with a real girl anyway.

I couldn't stop playing Dead or Alive 3 today because I was drooling when I did a 9-hit tag-team combo with the female characters Kasumi and Helena. ^_^

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drool

Dripping liquid from one's mouth.

I saw that retard drool like a dog while I was eating my hamburger.

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bible thumper

The cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.

The Middle Ages and the European colonization of Africa and the Americas were the glory days of the Bible thumpers.

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