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What nobody does these days before buying a product or signing a contract or entering a gambling sweepstake or applying for a job.
While looking at the record label contract he signed, the musician suddenly noticed and read between the lines that he would not get a cent from any of the CDs sold with his music on it. But by then it was to late.
93π 140π
Canadian humor at its best. Features two idiots who do nothing but fart throughout the show.
Terrence: Hey Philip. Can you smell the color of the wind?
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
146π 29π
A pretty good anime series that was mutilated by Cartoon Network, even though they were nice enough to not cut out the blood, gore, death scenes, dead prople, and most of the profanity. Unfortunately for those of us who want something new, Cartoon Stagnate even makes sure we never miss a single episode of Bebop by repeating it over and over and OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Soon I will have my cable company permanently block Cartoon Network from my TV listing thanks to repeats of Bebop and other poorly-translated, censored anime shows.
22π 66π
The last time that occured was in the 1600s.
Today's scientific instruments are simply too primitive to accurately measure global cooling or global warming.
15π 46π
Soon-to-be conformity when enough individuals do it.
Teenage rebellion is a fucking joke, because EVERY adolescent is either a Goth, geek, wigger, wanksta, fag, jock, trendie, teenybopper, or mallrat.
90π 52π
A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.
Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.
83π 17π
the worst electronics store ever...at one time was slightly better then Best Buy
You've got questions, we don't give a shit.
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