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flea flicker

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by

Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.

by ayyfron August 04, 2010


resume blindness

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

by AYYFRON June 30, 2010


fablapidated

The combination of fabulous and dilapidated.

Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?

Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.

by ayyfron April 01, 2012


Grumpy bomb

Dropping explosive negativity on an otherwise neutral or positive conversation.

We were sitting around the table having a nice conversation about all the great movies out right now when Leila came in the kitchen and dropped a grumpy bomb on us.

by AYYFRON January 17, 2011


Door charge

The $20 minimum that one seems to spend each time one leaves one's front door.

John: Hey Joe, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go out and do something?

Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.

by AYYFRON July 27, 2010


shoilette

a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.

Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.

by ayyfron August 30, 2011


cauwl

call said with a New York accent

Give me a cauwl tomorrow and we'll tauwk.

by AYYFRON February 05, 2011