Maximum Ride

A fictional story book with no literary value whatsoever and complex plot that makes no sense. Set in first-person by the main character who is the zealous, bothersome, irritating Max, the book is a stain of the English language.

You’ll like it if you like the sentence “I’ll kick their stupid butts” repeatedly.

"Ok, I'm not the best cook in the world. Though I can still kick your butt so don't you forget it." - Maximum Ride.

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