Pakkun

To agree to meet somewhere, but never show up or call to say that you won't be showing up.

Alli: Where was Brad last night? He totally missed out on the party.
Alex: I don't know. He said he was coming. He just totally Pakkuned.

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Alex

A girl that is really short and looks really young. She's so cute that everyone feels the need to do whatever she tells them to, even as they make fun of other people that listen to her, because they don't even realize that they have succumb to her evil mind control. Get clost to an Alex and lose all free will.

Alex: Mike, can you get me a Coke please?
Mike: Sure.
Alex: Zach, can you make me dinner?
Zach: Sure.
Mike: Ha, I can't believe that you're doing what she says. You're such a pushover.

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Ryan

A man who loves to rape women, but can't because they all want to have sex with him of their own will. Every guy hates him, but only because they're really jealous of him.

Ryan: Bend over. I'm gonna rape you.
Girl: Okay.
Ryan: No, this is rape! You can't agree to it!

Girl: Have you see Ryan today? He looks really hot.
Girl's boyfriend: I'm going to kill him!

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