Francis

This isn't a lame inside joke. Francis was a video-game and anime obsessed chameleon in Super Paper Mario, being the final boss of World 3, the Bitlands. At first, you enter the room as Princess Peach, and Francis attempts to start flirting with you. Obviously, this fails, and the battle starts. Once you finish world 3, you may not see him again in World 8, if you tell the fake Merlee that you hate Francis. After beating the game, Francis lightens up to you, and allows you to purchase a copy of Tippi named Tiptron for 999 coins. The End.

Copyright Nintendo™ 2007

This is so hi-technical! -Francis

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Video game rule 34

*God has left the chat*

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't

Urban Dictionary

A horrid place that some people put in real definitions, whilst the other 90% either:
1. Make words for sexual matters, or
2. Make names of themselves or their crushes, listing EVERY single good factor about a person in the world.

1. Look anything up, there will be something sexual for it.
2. *Looks up name* (Insert name here) is the smartest, most beautiful being on Earth, how could someone be so godly? He/she is just so...etc. etc. etc.

Please stop it with the names on the Urban Dictionary. Please.

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Connibalism

Communism and cannibalism merging together to form a religion. OUR RELIGION

Connibalism

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Coolmath

Coolmath was a website that helped teach kids math. Of course, no one used it for that, and now kids only play the games not involving math on there. All kids most likely played on the school's computers or something. Eventually, people realize that the games suck and they are clearly running out of ideas.

Joey: Coolmath sucks all they have is shitty games
Matt: True

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peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}