dry day

A day where you have a problem masterbating in the shower and your mom tells you to get out before you can ejaculate.

hey man, i hate when i only have a dry day

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D.V.D.B.

(double vagina, double butt) two men insert their penises into a womans vagina. then two more men insert their penises into the rectum.

the 4 men gave her the dvdb!

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shit break

1.A portion of daily hours set aside to take a shit.

2.an insult

1.Bob: Alright boys i'm off for a shitbreak

2.Piss off shitbreak

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Goon

Alexander Pesci .

Why, look who it is! Douglas Wayne Phillips! What a goon. Oh wait, it's not Wayne, it's his goon protege, Alexander Pesci.

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Pirates and Colonials

The best game EVER - made by AZA on BYOND

Ask anyone you want.

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d-day

To everyone with negative things to say about d-day: how about you show some fucking respect for the people who fought and died there. They are the reason you have many of the freedoms you enjoy, so shut the fuck up and show some appreciation.

Liberal assclowns have no reverence for those who have fought and died to maintain the blanket of freedom under which they sleep at night.

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schisel my nisel

jon lincolns smelly ass

schisel my nisel smells

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