war over religion

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)

crummie

:To fall in a crowded place, and cause humiliation to yourself.

"Ouch that guy just caught a crummie. Looks like he will be sleeping alone tonight."

retorical

A word not intended to have a response.

Is that so wrong?

bad haircut

Having ones hair displayed in an unfasionable manner.

John Kirkpatrick has bad haircut.

the ville

Louisville Kentucky........down in the south

religion

Totally for gays, hypocrits and old people! get a real life COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only old people, gays and hypocrits go to church, why bother?

power meat

A very large black penis.

I need to exercise my power meat!