DARPA hard

"DARPA hard" is shorthand for something considered extremely hard to achieve. The phrase comes from the US agency DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) who are often tasked with coming up with solutions to very difficult problems (e.g. coming up with stealth technology to prevent aircraft being shot down). The implication is that only resources of the scale available to DARPA's would be required to crack the problem.

Giving every soldier the ability to know the position of every other solidier on the battlefield - that's going to be DARPA hard.

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Conzored

Combanation Of conquered an Pizowned

Fumetsu Neko Conzored j00'r n00b ass with da shotty. what now beaches. suck my azn ass!!!!!!!!!111111

Marzipan

An independant yet whiney skinny blond girl who doesn't seem to realize she could have anyone on of the guys to herself (see also: Uglypan)

Strongbad trying to do Marzipan's voice on her answering machine: "Hi Oh, hello Marzipan... start calling yourself Uglypan."

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reuter

a blond haired man who recieves a hot carl, cleavland steamer and a rusty trombone simultaneously.

I was getting together with some friends in sac town and the three of them gave me a reuter,

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wlw

A 50,000 watt radio station in Cincinnati, Ohio. Also can stand for Whole Lotta Watts, because WLW used to have 500,000 watts, the highest power a radio station has ever had.

I was listening to the Reds game on 700 WLW last night.

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dirty dick

When one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person's forehead etc. Best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty dicked.

Lets give everyone's car door handle a dirty dickin so wherever they go today they have dick on their hand.

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cake-eater

one who never has to go without
has his cake and eats it too

that motherfucking johnson county cake eater

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