crink

The art of getting crunk

Have a crink!
Crink up!

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dipstick

when someone ejacqulates inside there girlfriends pussy and thinks "fuck i wasnt waring a cony".

you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her

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put on blast

to put someones secrets and personal business in the spotlight without them being willing.

In class my damn teaher told my grade to the class. She put all my shit on blast!

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nubbins

to joke or act childish about sex

"haya baby wanna go to the bed room for some nubbins?"

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touch

To update the timestamp of a file.

Touch /amy/vag so that it's fresh.

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scratch

Scratch (n.) 1: Minor injury that does not break the skin.

Don't scratch me. Just telling you in advance.

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tabletpc

Noun. A notebook PC that lets a user flip the screen around and lay it down on the keyboard so they can use a pen to navigate about the computer's GUI and write or take notes directly on the screen using their own handwriting.

I just bought the Toshiba Portege Tablet PC. It's okay, but I wish it had a Centrino Bundle at 2.0Ghz instead of a crappy Pentium 3 at 1.33ghz. And 802.11G. And 4 USB2.0 ports instead of 2. and I want it to be half as thin. And weigh half as much. Is that asking too much?