gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

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freckler

Short for freckle puncher.

I reckon Elton John's a freckler.

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freckle puncher

One who is one the delivery end of anal sex; usually reserved for a male homosexual.

Hey, I just found out that Elton John is a freckle puncher!

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parked a tiger

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.

I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!

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talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

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growl at the gravel

A type of out of stomach experience performed in a pub car park or beside the road on the way home.

Where've you been, you look awful?!
Just popped out to growl at the gravel in the car park.

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