Rebecca Black

The result of parents who don't tell their overpriveliged kids "no" enough. She's thirteen years old, sings what has been called the worst song of all time, and then wonders why the whole fucking internet treats her like shit.

The song in question is called "Friday" and chronicles her weekly Friday schedule, describing everything from pouring herself a bowl of cereal to driving to a boozeless party in excrutiatingly bland detail.

She became an overnight internet sensation simply because of the fact the the lyrics, singing, and production values in her "music video" are so overwhelmingly sub-par that they have drawn attention from major news outlets, such as Good Morning America, Tosh.0, etc.

Because of her universally panned debut video, it is unlikely that any sort of career will stem form this musical abortion.

Guy1: Hey bro, have you seen that new video by Rebecca Black?

Guy2: No, is it good?

Guy1: Uh..Yeah, totally. Go watch it, it's awesome.

The next day...

Guy 2: You fucking prick...

Guy1:(trollface.jpg)

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