Alena

In short she’s a psycho. But the good kind. She pretends she a love guru, and gives out advice that’s always a Russian roulette. She’s better off your friend than your enemy. She’s that friend that will make anyone who fucks with you regret being born. She sounds like a sorority girl but, acts like a 50-year-old gay theater man. She says she’s straight but even she knows it’s not true. She could talk hours about theater and Disney dramas. She’s Alena and Alena is a great friend.

“Oh there’s Alena.”
“Oh yeah, she’s the best!”
“Really?”
“Yeah, she made my bully cry so much he got a migraine and had to go home early.”
“Damn, I’d hate to be on her bad side.”
“Ikr”

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