Colorado Tuxedo

Wearing nothing but soft shell outdoor clothes, including jacket, pants and hat. Accessories often include Oakleys, ponytails, Subarus, Border Collies, climbing tape, Tibetan prayer flags and "Yo Bro" accents.

"Look at that douche in the next campsite, he's got a total Colorado Tuxedo on."
"Yeah, his Border Collie wouldn't stop barking last night. I think it's name is Denali."
"Of course, his car has Colorado plates."

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