butter fingers

When a person has butter for fingers, commonly causing grief as this disability makes initial interaction with fellow humans uncomfortable.. especially when shaking hands.

Fucking hell I just met that disabled fucking idiot out there and we shook hands... the seedy fuck has butter for fingers and now my hands are slippery.. I can't even fucking wash it off because it's so resistant to water, FUCK.
&& now I keep doing clumsy things like dropping my mobile phone every time it rings and people are all like "butter fingers" to me. FUCK. I guess butter fingers really has 'rubbed off' on me. I think I like him. Fucking retard.

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