mary poppins

A girl who is interested in you who does not call before she just "pops in" to your pad.

Usually a girl who you are not interested in who's act you consider annoying.

Billy: "So what did you do last night?"

Tommy: "Nothing fun, Mary Poppins stopped by and I was cornered into hanging out with her."

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Glasshole

A punk rocker hipster scene-ster type who wears horn rimmed, or Buddy Holly style glasses.

Usually accompanied with a zip-up hoodie, Dickies pants and Chuck Taylor shoes.

This person's perception of the world is pessimestic and/or sarcastic. Approach with caution because he's probably a jerk and think's he's much cooler than you, square.

Billy: "That guy's a creep, I said 'what up' and he snubbed me. What gives?"

Johnny: "Don't worry about him. He's just a glasshole."

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tax, taxed

Something that is excessively expensive.

"Man, those clothes are really taxed!"

"Well maybe you shouldn't be shopping at (insert expensive store)."

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yea, right?

An agreeable response to an obviously stated fact.

Joe: Damn, your driving is really terrible tonight.

Bill: Yea, right?

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Coldplay Core

A band that tries to emulate Coldplay's large and expansive sound.

Billy: "Did you hear the new _____ CD?"
Tommy" "Yeah, those guys are so Coldplay Core."

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Peeber

A slang term for a bottle, or preferably a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. PBR.

Hey bartender, how about another can of Peeber!

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Herculiver

A liver that is very strong when it comes to drinking.

Daren has a herculiver. He can drink for hours!