Plastic Dick

"Suckin' on the plastic dick" is vaping. It's a play on how crackheads suck on the glass dick or the "devil's dick".

There's that vape lord again.

Yep, suckin' on the plastic dick.

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slount

Noun. A wrechid woman who is too despicable to be adequately described by any of the terms slut, cunt, whore, or twat.

Alternative: A cross between a slut, a cunt, and a count. Why? Who knows. WTF? Maybe she thinks she's royalty, yo.

Guy 1. That girl is a slut, yo.
Guy 2. No. She's a cunt.
Guy 3. She's a slount. A dirty fucking, slount.

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Mindfulnasshole

Obviously, an asshole, whose while trip is "mindfulness".

Alternately Mindfulnesshole.

Is Steve going to make us do "yoga" again at the next staff meeting?

Brenda said whatever he's doing isn't even yoga.

He's a mindfulnasshole.