n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them
n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly
That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.
They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
A name for someone who rides bikes as a main form of transportation. Not those 30 year old white people who bike for fun after work. Urban bikers are typically eco-anarchists as well.
Guy 1: I just got back from the store, it's only a 5 minute drive from my house, definitely not a useless drive.
Guy 2: Yeah for sure man!
Urban Biker: You could've just rode your bike, it's literally 10 minutes that way.
Guy 2: Shut up idiot, I'd prefer to sit in my car all day than be an urban biker!
Pissed off beyond recognition over something infinitesimal
Guy 1: My coworker just made me drop a screw! How dare he!
Guy 2: Awww he's so angy wangy
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