burning the leather

The act of masterbating.

-"Where's kashif?"
-"He downloaded some kiddie porn last night, he's probably at home burning the leather."

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figure of 8

When one undresses and drops their pants, underwear or shorts in such a manner, that the clothing lies on the floor to resemble the letter 8. Commonly seen when one is in a hurry or with lazy fat individuals.

"My brother doesn't need a laundry basket, he's mastered the figure of 8"