Sleepflixing

Watching Netflix while half asleep or trying to sleep. Often done over vacations or holidays when you're too tired to stay fully awake but too awake to fall asleep, resulting in watching several hours of mindless Netflix instead of resting. Usually, the sleepflixer absorbs very lite, as their sleep deprived state does not allow them to easily follow the plot. Sometimes done out of boredom and sometimes the result of frustration with being unable to sleep.

Thomas: Dude, I didn't sleep at all last night. I watched eleven episodes of Doctor Who!
Mickey: Lame, man. We're they at least good episode:?
Thomas: I can't remember, I was sleepflixing. Now I have to rewatch a whole season.

Winchestering

Living one's life like Sam and Dean Winchester from the CW's Supernatural. Winchestering includes, but is not limited to:
Obsessively and lovingly maintaining and driving an old muscle car
Going on long road trips with a sibling and/or close friend in said car
Having angsty moments that make teenage girls obsess over you
Eating at diners and ordering cheeseburgers. Every time.
Keeping a large arsenal of weapons, charms, herbs, plants, and other things that may help hunt the things that go bump in the night with you at all times
Locking the King of Hell in your trunk
Summoning demons and making deals with them
Drinking heavily
Listening to classic rock
Messing things up with good intentions
Putting family before blood

Stacy: Hey, did you hear?
Mark: Hear what?
Stacy: Trevor's mom died. He took her old Mustang, got it tuned up, and hit the road with a bottle of whiskey.
Mark: Looks like he's going Winchestering.

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