Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.
"Last night I went crazy, I musta been around 350 strokes per minute!"
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One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.
"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."
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