Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

Platform pooze

A position of privilege wherein ones faeces and urine is placed above the heads of those living nearby as per Train station elevated platform toilet blocks.

"Anybody can float a platform poos over there house, it's free!"
Platform pooze

cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.

Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!

UNiBLOCKhEaD

Often outspoken ad-lib or borrowed social commentary, usually funny..

UNiBLOCKhEaDs have a genetic predisposition to express humourous philosophical observations..

Carringbush college

Disorganisation for community skillsets development.

Where did you learn to drive?
Carringbush college back alley training range!