What men who watched the euro vision song contest in 1981 use as an excuse for when they have jizzed on a sofa.
Joanne: Steve! is that jizz on the sofa
Steve: No thats Orgasmic bucks fizz
A kid with spiked up hair and glasses. Good at most things and is not scared to exploit it. When he does well in an exam for example. he will say nothing and sit there with a smug-ass look on his face
Connor: Oh look at my exam result
Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile
Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug
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