Strunk Out

1. So Stoned and Drunk all else is meaningless.
2. So Stoned and Drunk you can no longer form words and are basically experiencing a stoned drunk burnt out feeling.
3. So Stoned and Drunk all thought is thrown to the wind.

Dude: Egh err vebla berjeblah Erdeblah
Me: DUDE, you're so Strunk Out, you're no longer speaking human

Dude: Garble Gleaugh Bleaugh
Me: Now you're just speaking Garblovian, you seriously need help, Dude.
Dude: Gob Blaugh Blaugh
Me: Alright, I'm out, get help Dude.

Hate Crime

When a bigot thinks they get to say or do whatever they please to an either racial, sexual or gender minority just because they don't like what or who they are AKA A Racist/Phobic Prick.

My Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Other than having experienced a Hate Crime I'm peachy.

My Friend: Sorry
Me: Yeah, I know but the more things change the more they stay the same, people like that deserve a sentence not freedom.

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Gooch

The place between the ass and the cooch

Don't fuck me in the Gooch it doesn't work like that

Cis Scum

Cisgenders who think it's okay to belittle or use hate speech or dead name someone who is trans, in other words TRASH!

Me: Dear God why the hell is that dude so GD transphobic
My Friend: Dude is a bit of a push, he's cis scum!
Me: Oh, yeah I've heard that word before, he seems to fit the definition.

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finger trotting

To rapidly fap your... Yes?

Mom: Where’s Abbie?
Sis: She’s In Her Room!
Mom: What’s She Doing In There...
Sis: She’s finger trotting!
Mom: She’s WHAT?!
Sis: What Do You Think?!
Mom: TMI!

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Cisgend

A proper, if derogatory way to refer to a hateful person who identifies with their biological gender, in other words, TRASH!

My Friend: So that went well...
Me: It's a stretch to say that went well, that damn Cisgend ran amok over me using the bathroom of the gender I identify with. But whatever she was trash, so I'll be fine, might have almost got into a knock down drag out maybe teared up a bit, but I'm fine.