Benny

(beń ē)

n. ~ies 1. Denotes a person tending to commonly experience technological challenges, especially a person from the 1980's. ref: 'Benny'The Lego Movie

v.t. ~ied, ~y•ing
1. Falling victim to a 'cyberloop' or 'cybermaze,' often hours, days, nights, and weekends-long.

-oft followed by 'about' or 'around.'

Benny-noun
'The interweb at work was slow today;
I felt like such a Benny!'

'He Bennied about for three hours trying to order a book online.'

'Don't waste time Bennying your day away!'