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Branch of "mathematics" superficially resembling Statistics. Does not actually involve logic and often is based on wishful thinking. Exclusively used by people unskilled at math. The "Law of Averages" is a major component.
Using sisterstatistics the bum convinced himself that since he has bought so many lottery tickets, he is due for some winnings.
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Someone who gives a gift and asks for it to be returned.
Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Girl in foyer: You gave me the necklace and now you want it back? You Indian giver!
Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...
*Door slams*
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Text messaging word for "tickets".
"Got the tix 4 the game r u rdy?"
"u bet"
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Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.
"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."
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A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".
Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!
Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
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What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.
Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.
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A font that has actually stirred some controversy:
* Open a Microsoft Word document.
* Type "NYC" (use capital letters).
* Change the text to 72 point WEBdings.
* Now change the text to wingdings.
There is another "conspiracy".
Supposedly, the serial number (or whatever) of one of the September 11th airplanes was "Q33NY". Try that in 72 point wingdings (be sure to use capital letters).
Oh my God! Wingdings is prophetic!
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