mental health club

Politically correct term for insane asylum.

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.

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book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.

"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."

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shit-eating grin

A smile indicating a joyous secret.

"You got the promotion! I knew there was a reason for that shit-eating grin."

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soccer

Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.

Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.

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c#

Programming language developed by Microsoft whose syntax is very similar to C++, is completely object-oriented and allows fast development.

Contrary to what many believe, C# is NOT proprietary...Java is actually proprietary. However, because Microsoft still dominates its direction, it may be considered to be "semi-de facto" proprietary at this stage.

C# traded off some runtime speed for safety and quick development. More optimized compilers in the near future may reduce this speed disadvantage while retaining the advantages.

Holistically, C# is perhaps the best programming language in existence.

Our group is now using C# in our projects. We can now get things done in half the time.

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phenom

Short for "phenomenal". A child prodigy of athletics.

The fifteen year old pitching phenom has Major League Baseball scouts following his every move.

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Tinkie Winkie

Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".

Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.

The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.

Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!

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