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Tall and handsome blond-haired, blue-eyed man.
"Check out Hitler's wet dream over there and the Italian Stallion standing next to him."
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Accelerate. Can be used in text messaging or on licence plates.
"The licence plate says 'I XLR8'. What does that mean? Oh, nevermind."
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Male in a group who is least likely to take the initiative and lead, due to a lack of esteem, ability or interest.
Antonym of "alpha male".
"I'm going to break routine and lead this project. I'm tired of being the 'omega male'".
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Raises money for social programs but does not spend it.
Antonym of compassionate conservative.
Compassionate conservative? No, I'm a laissez-faire liberal.
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1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.
2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.
2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.
1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.
2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"
2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."
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Dance dogs perform while trapping a cherished item in its jaws. Made famous by the great Labrador Retriever, GroganΓ’ΒΒs Majestic Marley of Churchill, the dance is characterized by a quivering body and a side-to-side bobbing of the head.
The danceΓ’ΒΒs intent is to alert owners to the fact that a valuable item is being held captive and to entice them into an attempt at retrieval.
I was wondering where I had placed my wristwatch when I witnessed my beloved Mastiff doing the Marley Mambo
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Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
On answering machine:
"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
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