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Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.
See seven year itch.
"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."
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A term to refer to someone who is kicking your ass in a debate because you have no intelligent rebuttal.
The term is effective because it sounds like masterbater.
Sam: Actually, a recent poll of climatologists indicates that a vast majority--not a fringe minority--is concerned about global warming.
Jim: Sam, you're a master debater.
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Politically correct term for insane asylum.
What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.
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Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".
Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.
The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.
Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!
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Pseudonym used by an author of a blog.
My real name is Sam. Online, folks know me by my nom de blog, Frankenchrist.
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Someone who does it all night.
Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.
Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.
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A smile indicating a joyous secret.
"You got the promotion! I knew there was a reason for that shit-eating grin."
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