wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.

Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!

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noone

Meaning "no one". Perhaps inspired by the word "nobody".

Most commonly used by people who acquired their literary skills in online chat rooms.

NYDude447: Your a dumbass! Noone with a haff a brain culd hate that flick! Their are wurse movies.

DownTownSam: Read a book you semi-literate meathead!

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chicks with dicks

See the movie "Clerks" by director Kevin Smith to hear this phrase in a good context.

It's hermaphroditic porn! It's "Chicks with Dicks 47".

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double entendre

A word or phrase with two interpretations, one of which is ribald.

Dr. Evil: By "Caliber", I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their character...it's a homonym.

Number Two: No, Dr. Evil. It's called a "double entendre".

Dr. Evil: SILENCE, NUMBER TWO!!

(Number Two falls into a firy pit)

Number Two: AAAHHHHHH!!!

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Harvey Wallbanger

Alcoholic beverage prepared as such:

Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
4 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve.

Bartender: What'll it be? A Juicy Lucy?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger.

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Marley Mambo

Dance dogs perform while trapping a cherished item in its jaws. Made famous by the great Labrador Retriever, Grogan’s Majestic Marley of Churchill, the dance is characterized by a quivering body and a side-to-side bobbing of the head.

The dance’s intent is to alert owners to the fact that a valuable item is being held captive and to entice them into an attempt at retrieval.

I was wondering where I had placed my wristwatch when I witnessed my beloved Mastiff doing the Marley Mambo

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repitition

Repitition is the definition of the collision of similar compositions of words and shit. and shit. and shit

DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
Repitition Repitition Repitition
Stabby Stabby Stabby Stabby.

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