Oral Office

What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.

Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.

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fragadellic

Adjective pertaining to personal computer or game console that is well suited for violent computer games (see frag).

"Damn! You've got the latest hardware on your system...very fragadellic!'

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ersatz

Being an inferior substitute or alternative.

The show "Mad TV" is an ersatz "Saturday Night Live".

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gleeque

A clique of geeks. They help each other prepare for AP exams and debug code.

Members of the gleeque hacked into the school's network.

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bumper thumper

Derived from bible thumper

An automobile that:


* Is valued at less than $1000.00

* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with

* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes

"I'll be late for work unless this fucking bumper thumper gets out of my way."

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william hung

One of the most brilliant young minds in America.

Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.

William Hung did not gain fame by accident. It was all according to his plan.

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anal conversion

The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.

Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.

Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.

Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!

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