Blair Witch Project

A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:

If IQ < 70 Then

reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"

Else If IQ < 80 Then

reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"

Else IF IQ < 90 Then

reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."

Else

reaction$ = "Dumb!"

End If

"I have The Blair Witch Project on DVD."

"Wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy????"

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I approve this message

Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.

On answering machine:

"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."

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404

Nothingness in place of desired information.

Antonym: 411

Father: Son, where are you going?

Son: I'm just going to hang out with my friends.

Father: Aw come on man! Don't give me the 404. Where are you going?

Son: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

(door slams)

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527

Also known as a "527 group", a tax-exempt organization that is created to influence elections.

The name comes from a section of the United States tax code.

These organizations are not regulated by the Federal Election Commission. Therefore, people who would normally contribute millions of dollars to a candidate, could legally contribute to one of these groups instead.

Examples of 527s:

"Swift Boat Veterans for Truth"
"MoveOn.org"
"Voices for Working Families"
"Americans for Progress and Opportunity"
"Laborers for Labrador Retreivers"
"Strippers for Subsidized Silicone"

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poindexter

A male who lacks popularity due to his pedantism and quirky fashion sense. Usually impartial to bowties.

"Poindexter, when he said everyone was invited to his party he didn't mean you! Isn't there a book-of-the-month club meeting somewhere?"

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The Last Word

I have TLW now!

Eat Me!!!!

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master debater

A term to refer to someone who is kicking your ass in a debate because you have no intelligent rebuttal.

The term is effective because it sounds like masterbater.

Sam: Actually, a recent poll of climatologists indicates that a vast majority--not a fringe minority--is concerned about global warming.

Jim: Sam, you're a master debater.

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