el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.

"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"

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molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

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boobalicious

Adjective describing a woman with very nice curves.

Originated from the bubble gum brand "Bubblicious".

She's so boobalicious she has men turning their heads everywhere she goes!

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slip me some skin

A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.

"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"

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qbasic

Outdated version of the BASIC programming language which came packaged with Windows version 3.1.

The language provided an easy way to create graphics, though limited to 4-bit colors and 640 by 480 resolution.

Although the "Q" stood for "quick" the only thing quick thing about QBASIC was the time to program. The language was interpreted, rather than compiled, severely retarding program execution speed.

The language is still adequate for novice programmers. However, learners who master the basics of QBASICS should graduate to Visual Basic, a much more flexible and faster language that inherited much of QBASIC's syntax.

"I've learned to program graphics with QBASIC but, finding the language too limited, made the easy transition to Visual Basic."

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dude ranch

Business or operation where everybody is incompetent.

"They got the order wrong and customer service has left me on hold for twenty minutes. This company is a dude ranch."

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dyscourse

Discourse with more miscommunication than communication.

The newlyweds didn't understand each other. After so much dyscourse, they decided to divorce.

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