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The guttural and oft deafening resonance created when ass gas breaches the O-ring, slams into toilet water and bounces off the bowl. The resulting sound is both ghoulish and unholy.
My God! We better get the hell outta here. I was just in the Library bathroom and heard a porcelain ricochet that could only have come from a Yeti or a Nazgûl. Either way, I'm not sticking around to find out.
When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.
"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".
A hybrid anatomical event that occurs when a man gives up on himself and decides to let the fat under his chin dangle like a bra-less C cup. It is said the man has a chin boob; a CHOOB.
Holy mother of goodness, look at that choob jiggle uncontrollably each time he takes a bite of that moon-pie!!!
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The act of taking a photo of oneâs own anus (with emphasis on the darker poo-stained skin encircling the wrinkled star) to share on social media.
Having bleached her taint earlier in the day, she thought adding a taintie to her Tinder profile would increase page views.