cheney

to try unsuccessfully to assassinate your friend while claiming to be deer hunting.

I was on a hunting trip with my friend and pulled a cheney but my friend still survived.

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moxi

A bright orange button on your channel changer that takes you to a menu on your television where you have a choice of previewing a written list of current, recorded, or to be recorded shows.

Check and see if your moxi works on the television first before I send out a repair man to fix your moxi for you.

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neurogenesis

The science of creating brain tissue or nervous tissue so that it replicates on its own.

From "Conjoined Feet" by holden713 on www.experienceproject.com
"Some people have speculated that these nervous systems cluster together and give intelligence to the feet. They rationalize that some communication must be going on between the two feet as one foot cannot live without the other. Some have even speculated that these foot pets are capable of neurogenesis or self-reproduction of nerve cells. If there were any brain or any nerve clustering at all it would be in the center of where the two feet are conjoined."

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fagpin

A politically incorrect word that defines a straight single woman who consistently hangs around with a homosexual man.

Example 1: "Are those two a couple? Or is the girl he's with single?"
"No. He is definitely gay."
"How can you tell?"
"Believe me, I just can. And she's just a fagpin."
Example 2: The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin.

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fagpin

A straight single woman who consistently hangs around a homosexual man so that others won't think he is a homosexual.

The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin so his parents wouldn't discover his true nature.

monkey fart

Any sound on water that makes a blooping type of sound. It is normally caused by a falling object perfectly striking and entering the water at an angle where it has the least friction.

1) Her dive off the diving board was so perfect that when she hit the water there wasn't really much of a splash only a monkey fart.

2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.

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tevoed

A convenient way to avoid commercials by copying and saving a video broadcast such as a television show or movie onto your television for viewing at a more opportune time.

Even though we weren't able to get together last night, I tevoed Lost so we can all watch it together tonight, and we will even be able to fast forward the commercials.

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