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what i call homo-sapiens who shave before sexual intercourse.
Person 1: Do you shave before sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia"
What I call homo-sapiens who shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse.
Person 1: Do you shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"
What i call garage racers who improvise anything and everything.
Person 1: Hey...are you a garage racer?
Person 2: Uhh...yes.
Person 1: Okay...I will you a Seecher.
Someone who gives themselves fellatio.
Person 1: Hey brother, do you give yourself fellatio.
Person 2: Yes, I am a total seecher.
What the mafia actually stands for.
Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".
What I call people who inter-personally communicate.
Person 1: Hey brother, do you like to inter-personally communicate?
Person 2: Hell yes brother, I am Frog On A Mirtazapine.
When you are sleep but stay awake.
Person 1: Hey brother, are you still awake?
Person 2: Yes...I am a Frog On A Mirtazapine.