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A person who is turned on my watching the show âmythbustersâ
Yo, did you see mythbusters last night?
Yes! Adman savage really gets by cock tingeling
What the fuck?
Iâm a mythsexule !
Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.
Masturbation
Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern
A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments
It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick
A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments
It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick
A exclusive organisation of those proud individuals who own a 12 inch shmacker
John: hey kiddos, wanna see my tackle?
Kids: nah it's probably tiny
John: I'm a member of the 12 inch club!
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The clicking of the lips , followed by a claim of joy
Hey Jackie you look nice in that dress tonight!
Well dean , I've actually got Austioperosis and and increasing scyzopheria so that I'm starting to look for comfort in necrophilia
*shmack* nice!
When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey
That club was awesome Jim.
Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!
Let's go home through this alley way
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!
IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!
"Indian suprise!"