peasantries

Collective noun, defining the group of magazines such as Love It, Take a Break, Chat, That’s Life, and Pick Me Up.

Commonly include “money-saving” or “useful” hints, tips, and life-hacks, such as swapping 100g of grapes for 100g of radishes to save 49 calories, or gluing together and hanging old and unwanted CDs to create wall art for your home.

Debra and Sharon rolled their eyes as Jackee read aloud headlines such as “Battered 50 times with a bat” and “My own sister sold me for sex and my mum refused when I asked for help”.

“Reading the peasantries again, Jackee?”