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Flabstinent

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

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Weirderp

A weirdo who derps a lot. Simple as that. A doer of epic and weird fails.

Wow, that kid over there? He's in fifth grade and still can't spell his name. He's such a weirderp.

by Absolutely Punderful September 25, 2011


Coal Miner

A person who romantically invests in someone with high earning potential but who is not yet wealthy, so that he or she can later benefit from this person's wealth; differs from a gold digger, who seeks out partners who are already rich and well-established; derived from the notion that atmospheric pressure can eventually turn coal into diamonds

I'm not a gold digger. I'm a coal miner--I do the hard work and mine the coal with the hopes that, some day, the coal will become a diamond.

by Absolutely Punderful March 10, 2017

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Cerebellibate

Referring to someone who has never been mind fucked, or wishes to abstain from mind fuckery.

John really hates to think abstractly. He hates paradoxes and confusing logic, and wishes to remain cerebellibate.

by Absolutely Punderful October 20, 2012


Ribbity

The frog's equivalent to the ever-popular catch phrase, "Giggity," repeated by one Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. "Frogmire" was a recent depiction of Quagmire in a 2011 Family Guy Episode.

Cyborg Joe: "Frogmire, you are out past curfew!"
Frogmire: "Ribbity"

by Absolutely Punderful November 28, 2011

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Neurontraception

A preventative measure meant to be taken before one's mind is thoroughly fucked.

Sarah flipped out after watching the ending to Inception, because she had forgotten to take her neurontraception.

by Absolutely Punderful July 7, 2015


Boregeous

Combination of "bore" and "gorgeous." A word for a person (Male or female) who lacks personality, but who you put up with because they're undeniably attractive.

"Hey, have you gotten a chance to talk to Blake? I mean, he's kinda...boregeous."

by Absolutely Punderful November 24, 2012

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