postal

Gone crazy or insane; irrational. Came into use after a number of workplace shootings by disgruntled U.S. post office workers.

"Tina tore up her homework, yelled at her mom, and slapped her little brother! She's gone postal!"

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wynonna

singer/ the finest fat chick ever/ daugher of namoi lead of The Judds

wynonna Judd

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Chesticles

Another name for a female's breasts. Whoever came up with the hairy chests is ghey. BREASTS BABY!!

D*amn, look at those chesticles!

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fool of a took

1. An insult proclaiming that the person called so is dumb, stupid, or unintellegent.

2) More than just a mere fool one who is VERY stupid. Fool of a TOOK.

Robert: 1 + 1= 5!!!
John: Actually...The correct answer to such an equation would be 2 (Two)
Robert:NO ITS NOT OMG YOU'RE SO RETATED
John:...Fool of a Took...

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SOC

"Suffers On Closeup" Someone thought to be attractive or cute at a distance, but not after a closer look.

"There was this hot guy at the beach, but when he came over, ugh! S-O-C!"

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splice

The hottest dude alive.

-Whoa man, you look almost as good as Splice!

-Brah, you're lookin' Splice tonight.

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Honkers

fabric tearing tiddies, huge gigantic boobies, voluptuous female appendages,

Person 1: bro what would you do if I had honkers 😈
Person 2: nigga what? 📸
(don't ask people this)