Fry Queen

a literal god amongst us humans. You must bow down in her presence. She's a better version of a potato and deserves to be treated as such.
Most humans can be describes as potatoes, but a fry is better. A fry is beautiful and poised. So the Fry Queen is literally the best of the best.
Bitches stay coming for her crown, but they can never take it.

Here comes the Fry Queen, slaying all the peasants.